Thursday, September 2, 2010

The Joker's Show Tunes: "Obama is a Muslim"


Hello Arkham;

Ever since we lost our cable suscription, things have been pretty damned boring around here. So Dr. Crane has asked me to put together a talent show to keep you goons amused. Unfortunately, a talent show requires...talent. Which none of you obviously have, else you wouldn't be in here, AH, HAA, HAAA! Chumps.

But in a futile attempt to dreg up something remotely resembling talent, I've decided to start it all off. Being the political animal I am, I've decided to address the political issues of the day with a song. OK, I stole the tune from Guns and Roses "Welcome to the Jungle," but I highly doubt they'd want to risk suing a psychopath like me. it's called, "Obama is a Muslim". And it goes something like this...

(guitar intro by Bane)


Quit milking it, Bane!

1-2-3-4!

Obama is a Muslim!
It ain’t what he claims.
He’ll pretend to be everything you want.
But, you can watch him change.
He has the people who can hide,
His birth certificate.
He’s like a freaking Gremlin.
Never get him wet.

Born in Kenya.
He was born in Kenya
He’s a…m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-Muslim, Muslim!
Depending on what you read!


Obama is a Muslim!
That’s what people say.
He also is the AntiChrist,
And I’m pretty sure he’s gay.
I heard he’s part Japanese.
Has a fatal disease.
He's stockpiling honey,
'Cause he's gonna kill the bees!

Born in Kenya
He was born in Kenya
He’s a… m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-Muslim, Muslim!
Depending on who you heed.


Obama is a Muslim.
Reverend Wright be damned.
That whole Chicago church attendance
Was how we were scammed.
He has never eaten pork.
He bowls just like a dork.
He shoves bean pies in his mouth
And he doesn’t use a fork.


Chorus

And when you're Muslim you never,
Ever eat ham, or sausage, or bacon, no poooooooork!


We know who you are.
You're a Muslim, baby!
You're gonna convert!

He’s a Muslim!
Obama is a Muslim.
We’re gonna bring him to his…n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,n knees, knees!
He’s a Muslim,
Obama is a Muslim!
Behold my, my…my venting spleen
He’s a Muslim,
He’s a hidden Muslim.
We’re gonna bring him to his…n n,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n,n, knees, knees!
Yeah, a Muslim,
That dude is a Muslim.
He’s the man with the Koran and
He’s gonna bring you down!
Ha!

1 comment:

IgorMarxo said...

Difference between USSR Communist media and USA "mainstream media"

In Russia government make media say what they want - even if lie.

In USA "mainstream media" try make government what they want - even if lie..

.....eventually they become same thing?!

Old Russian saying You can tell same lie 1000 time but not change truth!

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