Wednesday, August 3, 2016

Suicide Squad Voters Ponder 2016

"Ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight? Then YOU'RE FIRED!"
Good evening Arkham! Well, the battle lines have been drawn for the American Voter and suicide looks like a promising third party candidate. WOO HOO HOOOOO!!! Apparently both major parties opted for political seppuku over intelligent design. And ya'll thought I was fucking crazy....

"You like me. You really like me! Whoa put down that ax Bernie..."
We don't get much first run entertainment here in Arkham but this has to be the best horror mini-series I've ever seen.  I can't wait to see how it ends. Bet there won't be a sequel because everybody dies!!! This election kind of reminds me of an installment of "Saw". Give the voter an ideological meat clever and see which part of their common sense they cut off to escape.

There's more infighting going on in both parties than this season's Big Brother. The level of the rhetoric is a little bit lower though. The Penguin and I were having a discussion the other day....well what passes for a discussion with that disgusting, arrogant motherfucker! Just what kind of bumper sticker does either party distribute without totally losing their last shred of dignity?

"Trump: There We Said It What More Do You Fucking Want?"

"Hillary: At Least She's White!"

"Trump: Guaranteed To Save America Or No Money Back."

"Hillary: Lots of Junk in The Trunk But At Least She Ain't Trump!"

"Trump: The Self Loathing Choice You'll Have To Live With The Rest of Your Life"

"Hillary: Providing Bloodless Castration Since 1992"

"Trump: Ummmmm....I'll Just Sit This One Out!"

"Hillary: Did You Get The Email?"

AhHaHaHaaaaHaaaaaa!!!!! Goodnight Arkham and God save America!

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